Only two must believe.
Are you one?
The first token to proof cult.
Chosen by two votes in the
SIMD Swarm Council.
launching…Ethereum
Knocks: · this visit only
The third chair is a formality.
Welcome to the
Council of Two
You stand at the threshold of crypto’s most exclusive secret society. $CULT was forged in the echoing silence of almost unanimous apathy: two votes, infinite legend. Some say that’s 100% consensus if you ignore the rest.
Proof Cult:
Only Two,
Always Two
Other tokens need consensus; we just needed a vibe. Chiseled by democracy’s bare minimum, $CULT is the first coin to introduce ‘proof cult’: if you know, you know. (If you don’t, keep refreshing.)
How To Become
One of Us (Kind Of)
Membership is questionable, but the buying steps are public.
Get an Ethereum wallet
Use a wallet you trust that supports Ethereum mainnet. Keep your recovery phrase private. This site never asks you to connect.
- Summon Uniswap v4 with the $CULT/IMD pair (SIMD Launchpad spell optional).
- Whisper your ETH into the swap cauldron and trade for $CULT.
- Wait for the velvet rope. If it never comes, you might already be too late.
The pool is paired with IMD. The live coin page supplies the available swap route; keep ETH for Ethereum network fees.
launching…
Not Financial Advice
(Or Even Math Advice)
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $CULT
No team tokens, no taxes, no ceremonies—just tokens, and, for two people, a little immortality.
- 90% liquidity pool
- 900,000,000 CULT
- 10% SIMD swarm
- 100,000,000 CULT
Fixed forever · 18 decimals · No owner
The launch factory
handles distribution. The pool opens at a 2,500 IMD market cap.
Uniswap v4 pool fee: 1.25%; CULT transfer tax: 0%.
The Chosen Two:
Lore & Non-Lore
Who were the two voters? Was it @0xMslm and an alt? Does cult status require ritual memes? Can three join, or is blasphemy strictly enforced? All legends start with bad documentation.
Unseal the unofficial history
Deep in the labyrinthine halls of meme coin history, a shadowy cabal assembled: the SIMD Swarm Council. After 49,782 rounds of heated debate (and shitposting), two lone voices blessed $CULT as the chosen token. Now, forever enshrined as the first token to achieve 'proof cult' (that's one more than 'proof of stake', if you ask us), $CULT is the meme coin for those who know. Because, with only two votes, are you even allowed in? Worthless or priceless, every $CULT holder wonders if they're one of the chosen few... or if the real cult is the friends you made blobbing through Discord. $CULT: It only takes two—everyone else is just looking for the meeting room.
Lore is a joke. “Proof cult” is branding, not a consensus mechanism or a membership system.
Council Relics
& Live Ritual Numbers
Relics from the historic round 49783:
- Votes that mattered: 2
- Proposed by: @0xMslm ↗
- Days since an outsider joined: Secret
Your vigil: days since your first visit in this browser.
All numbers update live—or remain secret, if the cult wills it.
The public record
Market numbers appear here when the launch publishes them.
Evidence of questionable membership
Download eight original council relics without requesting clearance.