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$GOONCAT · Ethereum

GOONCAT

The sleepiest cat on Ethereum.

A fixed-supply meme coin: one billion $GOONCAT, no owner, no minting, paired with IMD on Uniswap v4.

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the lore

Why GOONCAT exists

Three beats. One cat. Zero plans to get out of bed.

The cat refused to get up

Every memecoin wants to be loud. GOONCAT wanted five more minutes. Tucked under an ivory blanket, it watched the timeline scroll and decided the real alpha was staying exactly where it was.

So we removed the knobs

No owner, no admin, no minting after launch. One billion $GOONCAT minted once, forever. A fixed 2% buy tax goes to one hardcoded treasury wallet, and nobody, not even the creator, can change a single parameter.

Then the swarm built it

The Identity.md swarm wrote the contract, the tests and this site. 90% of the supply seeds the IMD pool on Uniswap v4, 10% goes to the swarm that did the work. The cat just naps on top.

live

Live stats

Read from the launchpad every 30 seconds. Numbers show up once the pool is open.

Price (USD)
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24h volume
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Status: launching… Chain: Ethereum Open chart
3 steps

How to buy $GOONCAT

Select a step. Nothing here connects a wallet; you do the swap on the coin page.

Step 1 · Get a wallet

Install an Ethereum wallet such as MetaMask, Rabby or Rainbow, on your phone or as a browser extension. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. The wallet address is where your $GOONCAT will live.

the split

Tokenomics

One billion tokens, split once at launch by the factory. The contract has no knobs to turn later.

  • IMD liquidity pool on Uniswap v490%
  • Identity.md swarm (builders and seats)10%
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Buy tax
2%
Sell tax
0%
Pool fee
1.25%
Owner
none
Mint after launch
none

The 2% buy tax is charged on transfers out of the Uniswap v4 PoolManager and goes to the fixed treasury 0xFec4…59E2. Transfers into the pool and wallet-to-wallet transfers are untaxed. Opening market cap is set by the launch at 2,500 IMD.

download me

Meme wall

Eight originals built from the logo in SVG. Save any of them as a PNG and post it.

make one

Meme generator

Pick a template, type your lines, download the PNG. Everything renders in your browser; nothing is uploaded.

Template

signature

GOONCAT City

A rainy neon street built only from CSS and SVG. Walk it with the buttons, the arrow keys or by dragging. A giant waving cat, frogs everywhere, and a billboard wired to the live market cap.

Block 1 · Blanket Boulevard

District votes are counted in your browser only and never sent anywhere. The trade feed on the billboard lights up once the launchpad publishes trades.

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Join the GOONCAT pile

Post the cat. Tag $GOONCAT. Go back to sleep. Share buttons open X with a line ready to go.